i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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