They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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