Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
