but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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