Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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