Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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