I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
