I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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