Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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