How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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