2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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