that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Are we still banned from the library?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
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