i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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