apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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She bit a glass in half.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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