Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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