i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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