my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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