I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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