hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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