i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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