You're completely useless in the revolution.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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