It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
This toilet bowl is my home.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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