I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
