But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
