Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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