As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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