Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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