the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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