weddingsv make me drug and hornr
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
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