Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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