i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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