Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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