I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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