Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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