so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
