is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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