I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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