too bad you live with your parents still
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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