I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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