med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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