And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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