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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
All the doctor said was why
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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