dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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