this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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