she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
pray to the hookup gods
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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