I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I think my fart just growled at me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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