you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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