We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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