have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I think I have vodka in my lungs
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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