Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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