Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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