You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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