i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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