just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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